I Miss Stage 1
I miss Stage 1 It was good fun hanging in my jammies having little nappies in the afternoon it went so soon Grocery clerks were heroes celebrities were zeros you couldn’t see me I had on homemade PPE I miss Stage 1 I miss Stage 1 it was good fun Unless you had Covid-19 Devastation not foreseen Except by those in the know Sounding the alarm Of the virus’ great harm Rest of us ate treats like fudge Now we have pandemic pudge But at least we’re still breathing our babies now be teething but we’re the lucky ones we haven’t died from guns we can login sip bespoke gin and be at work with no commute. our shrunken lives we must compute That’s why I Miss Stage 1 when everyone had fun hanging out in jammies having little nappies Nature said Time out you need to layabout Let me have some rest While I put you to the test stay still or I will kill You.