To: Readership
From: President & CEO,Bennettworld
Dear Stakeholders:
It has come to our attention that many of you were
disappointed with the quality of the January blog entitled Pestilence.
Please accept our sincere apology for any inconvenience this may have caused you. At Bennettworld, quality writing is our top priority. No, wait -- it's safety.
Safety is our top priority. No ... wait ... it's quality writing. Quality
writing is our top priority, with safety being a close second.
We understand that the author of this blog, Ms. Carolyn
Bennett (not the MP), suffered from severe bronchitis for several weeks during
the winter. This may explain the absence of a blog entry for February
(DISCLAIMER - does not, nor does not suggest, absence of blog entry was due to
illness). We apologize unreservedly for the shoddy, if not hallucinatory, tone
of the piece.
In the interest of transparency, we include with this
correspondence a selection of letters and emails we received concerning the
blog Pestilence. It is our hope that
you continue to read this blog for the mild chuckles and obscure musings it
provides.
Sincerely,
President & CEO
Bennettworld
"My wife and I were dismayed by the astounding lack of
substance in the January blog. One only has to read the blog of a pre-teen to
find more trenchant social commentary. We are NOT amused!"
- Mr. & Mrs. R. V. Crowley
Eau Claire,
Wisconisin
"My bridge club usually enjoys sharing the latest bon mots from Ms. Bennett's blog. The
piece entitled Pestilence, however,
we found self-indulgent. Thankfully, the piece was brief."
- Miss Wilma L. Chalif
Tusla, Oklahoma
"Why would Ms. Bennett think anyone, besides me, would
be interested in the inflamed mucous membranes of her respiratory tract?
- Ms. Pauline D. Steinmetz
Novak, South
Dakota
"Phil Kessel is
more of a man than you'll ever be, Bennett!"
- Dion Phaneuf
